Frequently asked questions
Some things people want to know about me and this site according to funny emails and even funnier guest book remarks:
Q: How come you got 20 gigs of web space? Did you hack somewhere?
A: No I didn't. It's a private server owned by my generous brother.
This is the machine:
Q: Is the dancing gif you?
A: Yes it is. 
Q: Why there aren't more photos of you?
A: I am not that interesting nor am I selling myself. Okay, one more:
Q: For how long has this site been online?
A: Since 1996.
Q: Are you Greek? There are many things about Greek music.
A: No I am not. So if you like Mozart, does it make you Austrian?
Q: Are you Israeli?
A: Yup. Since 2/23/04.
Q: Are you Austrian?
A: Yes, I definitely am. 
Q: There are many errors on your page.
A: I am not God. More details please so I can correct them.
Q: If you are from Australia how come your english is so bad?
A: If you cannot read how come you own a computer?
Q: Dark backgrounds are ugly, midi files are stupid, java menus suck...
A: This is not a commercial project. It's a piece of art
Q: I want full resolution photos.
A: Buy them 
Q: I cannot see your winamp song playing.
A: Probably the computer is offline or winamp isn't running.
Q: Is the page really made using notepad??
A: Something close to it: editplus.
Q: MacGyver sucks.
A: No it doesn't 
Q: Why you don't make a star trek page?
A: Because there are already 4 millions of them outside there.
Q: Why the web cam picture is fully black / fully white?
A: I forgot to adjust the exposure setting for the night / daylight.
Q: Can you marry me?
A: No I cannot since you cannot marry two persons at once. 
Q: Will you undress for the camera?
A: Not even by mistake 
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